LMAO! We just had a customer come in to make a payment. She asked "Could you add this up for me on your adding machine thing?"

Suuuuure.

"OK. Add $100.00, and $84.37. On your adding machine thing."

Diane kind of blinked and said, "One hundred eighty four dollars and thirty seven cents."

"No." And the customer was adamant about this. "Add it up on your machine."

Oh-kay.

And, lo and behold, it added up to $184.37! Imagine that.

*facepalm*