Seriously. My sinuses are so bad that my TEETH hurt.

And on top of that I have the privilage of watching my cousins. Only because no one else will. And someone thought it would be a good idea to feed the baby chocolate amd let her go.
Yeah. Hands and mouth covered in chocolate. She wanders down the hall and now there is a nice blotchy streak of chocolate about a foot an a half high down the hallway and on my door.
Nice.

I tried to use the "Movie as Distraction" method earlier. We were watching Harry Potter Chamber of Secrets. Yeah. All the way up to when they crash the car into the Whomping Willow. Which comes pretty early on. The kids loved that. Then they wandered away. Bored.


Someone shoot me now.